Tonkers return

Lets celebrate his return with a tune I wrote about the shite he keeps in his shed and one day took it to

a car boot sale

I don't have a shed. If I had, I'd have two.
Tonker Two Sheds!

Two sheds are better than one!

There is a regular traffic report on radio two by 'Sally traffic ' about, shed loads, where a caller named ' two sheds' reports of, burst water mains and ' shed loads' and I've often wondered if, A shed load is a wagon has shed its load or a wagon with a shed on its back as lost it, anyroad, If tonker was transporting both sheds to Spain and they fell off his wagon the report would be,
Well its over to Sally now for the traffic,
Sally,, Good morning listeners and today two sheds has called in to report, two sheds have fallen off a wagon going to Spain the driver who is called . two sheds tonker admits to not using the right rope Liaaake,

Knackered cars used to be called 'sheds' in fact anything knackered was called a 'shed' but that word does not seem to be used for that purpose anymore